The latest extremely limited variation on a theme dreamed up by a middle-aged record label exec in need of some fresh thrills after his wife ditched him for a hench personal trainer from Potters Bar comes courtesy of Avril Lavigne. Now 34 years old, the Sk8er Woman is expressing her maturity by appearing on the cover of Head Above Water, her first album in five years, in moody black and white, like a Camden High Street busker as directed by Fellini. Stripping off, jumping in a large puddle and strategically manoeuvring her body behind an acoustic guitar, we can see neither nipples nor pudenda but plenty of leg, a smidge of sideboob and a Brigitte Bardot bouffant. On the flipside, the most demure version comes thanks to the delicate whisper of a skirt that Liz Phair has draped over her thigh as she assumes the position on the cover of her self-titled album. A scene so scandalous, it led to her being fired from her job as a school cello teacher. So what does this particular pose mean?
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Two words… Boring Ass. I would imagine that any guy fucking her would get bored after a few weeks, and would only stick around for bragging rights. You are a piece of shit that gives decent white people a bad name.
High above Times Square, the Canadian singer was playing a secret outdoor show for soaked fans gathered more than 50 feet below. Dressed in a black hoodie that didn't quite shield her from the raindrops, Lavigne performed a three-song set that featured "Girlfriend," "When You're Gone" and "Sk8r Boi. Lavigne has certainly come a long way since her innocent days as punk princess of the mall. In recent months, she's been known to spit on and flip off paparazzi. Prepare To Be Scolded". And now she's taking it all off? The blogosphere is abuzz this week over the June cover image for Blender magazine, in which the singer appears to be naked from the waist up. What really lies beneath that strategically placed headline? Truth be told, Lavigne revealed to us before taking the stage last night, the photo shoot was a little more innocent than you think. See Avril talk about her seemingly scandalous Blender cover here.
Avril Lavigne may be all grown up, but that doesn't mean she's shedding the tough girl image she had when she released her debut album in The punk rock princess posed topless for Maxim's November issue , clad in just black leather pants, spiked gloves and smoky black eye shadow. It's an edgy magazine, so it's cool. Lavigne has often portrayed herself as just that - edgy - but she's not afraid to show her softer side, too. And, no, that's not a reference to the sleek curves she shows off in the body-baring spread, on sale Oct. So is the singer saying boyfriend Brody Jenner , 27, is a "classy man"? It would seem so, as the couple has appeared to be attached at the hips for most of this year. The two initially looked to be an odd match: he, a socialite and reality show veteran, and she, the global superstar who recently divorced Sum 41 rocker Deryck Whibley. Even odder is that all three seem to get along well these days, with People. Perhaps it's a sign that Lavigne has come to terms with her love-hate relationship with the opposite sex, a topic that has provided much fodder for her albums.